Proud Owner Of A PatchyT#@t Lanyard

"Proud Owner of a Patchy T#@t" Lanyard

Show your patchy pride with this bold lanyard. Featuring the cheeky phrase “Proud Owner of a Patchy T#@t,” it’s fun, functional, and perfect for everyday use around the yard.

Features:

• Side-release clip for quick detachment

• Strong lobster swivel clip for keys or passes

• Soft-touch material that’s durable and comfortable

• Practical design with a playful equestrian twist

A fun gift for Patchy owners — or a treat just for you. Perfect for keeping car keys, lorry keys, or tack room keys safe, while still flaunting your patchy side in style.